In the summer of 1995, I was packing for a trip, and I was hungry. I grabbed an orange from the kitchen, intending to snack on it. One thing led to another, however, and I accidentally left the orange sitting on my desk. I went out of town, and returned a few weeks later to a shocking discovery. Instead of molding and rotting, as oranges do, my orange had petrified. Magically.

I know of only three oranges in the world to have petrified. One of them is mine. And it is magic. It has aced countless exams, seen me through multiple harrowing experiences, and has been with me for thirty one consecutive court victories. The Magic Orange is one of the world’s last remaining truly magical totems. It is invincible, and it sits proudly on my desk today, more than thirteen years after I grabbed it from the kitchen. It’s magic.

The Magic Orange is a website written by me, Joe Bernstein. I’m a Denver lawyer. I’m originally from Flint, Michigan, and I’m a proud alum of the University of Michigan, where I went to college and law school. I lived in Chicago for a few years before moving to the mountains. I have a professional site at www.joebernstein.com and another goofing-around site at www.6000feet.com.

This website has existed in one form or another since 2001. It’s been a great hobby for many years, and I hope you enjoy it. Here, you’ll find a variety of miscellaneous and random postings. I’m quick to return comments and emails, and I hope you find the time to read and participate. Have fun, and may the Orange be with you.